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No one: Idk bro, Yahoo it.
Anonymous asked: I just came back from my physics exam, I'm pretty sure I failed. Cheer me up? :(
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Anonymous asked: Kurt or blaine? ;)
Give me any two fictional characters and I'll tell...
morilocki: whatanoodle: If I can’t choose, I’ll promo you okay.
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laugh-all-night: Bitch, I’m a friendly motherfucker Be my friends mother fuckers come on ever here AND GIVE ME A HUG FRIEND Come here and let me love youuuu… LOVE ME ‘best of friends’ ALWAYS~!
i have to pee but the bathroom’s all the way in the bathroom
polkadotcummerbund: so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out he’s roasting marshmallows
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Today is Penguin Awareness Day. This is a penguin....
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tothefridgeandbeyond: i feel like everyone on tumblrs so creative and im just over here like
2boys1cup: the only thing i can turn on is my computer
bookwormsociety: effie-and-mahogany: bendydicks: reidwouldread: clairesawyer: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me I would ride the bus to confuse people. I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee. I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am. I would look directly...
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TEACHER : imagine ur a millionaire. write your...
wowfunniestposts: feelingmoganun: (1 boy didn’t write) TEACHER : why are you not writing? BOY : i’m waiting for my secretary
thenextdragonborn: tony doesn’t need fake kawaii eyes because he already has real ones bonus: loki fuck everything
When I see someone wearing socks with sandals: →
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That awkward moment when you say something really...
laughingstation: First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it? Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!! You will laugh out loud!
xmayb: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
Book club with authors
Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
tumblr famous people: omg im 20 away from my 20,000! me: im 99 away from my first 100
Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your...
What I want to do when people smoke near me.
Replying to a comment that pissed you off. .
“Ardd, this bitch wanna play. .”
“YOU ARE NOT A REAL FAN I SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE I AM ONE”
Nobody: American accents are such a turn on.