Well.... This is awkward...

jawnn-locked: adiostoreadontcare: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:37:18 +0800

adiostoreadontcare:

turntechtier:

jawnn-locked:

turntechtier:

jawnn-locked:

the okay gatsby

the mediocre gatsby

the you could have done better gatsby

the terrible gatsby

The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby

australiansanta: laughcentre: foreveralone-lyguy: australiansa...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:13:57 +0800

australiansanta:

laughcentre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

australiansanta:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

burqalicious:

daftpnk:

internetbf:

australiansanta:

I GOT THE SEVEN ELEVEN SHOP ATTENDANT TO TAKE A PHOTO OF ME OMG

bEN

BEN

omfg ben

omfg

BEN

WHAt

god dmamit ben

who is ben

is he related to cousin Matt?

thetimeladywhostoletheimpala: augustusfring: alaska where you at bitch a shit-ton of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:50:52 +0800

thetimeladywhostoletheimpala:

augustusfring:

alaska where you at bitch

a shit-ton of katherines

paper-ass towns

holy fucking shit another will grayson

fuck you stars

Didn’t john want to call it A Shit-ton of Katherines?

rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:27 +0800

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do boxes breath

boxygen

i stand corrected

the-absolute-best-gifs: I reblog couples kissing in pools too...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:04:24 +0800

the-absolute-best-gifs:

I reblog couples kissing in pools too much

this is the set of titanic.

no silly this is romeo and juliet

no this is patrick

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

readint the comment on this post makes me feel like the-absolute-best-gifs has a split personality

noo00oo00oo00oo: 2ndstar-2therightt: superlockedintardis: noo00oo00oo00oo: noo00oo00oo00oo: the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:41:43 +0800

noo00oo00oo00oo:

2ndstar-2therightt:

superlockedintardis:

noo00oo00oo00oo:

noo00oo00oo00oo:

the power button looks like sex i mean look at it

there is a long straight thing going inside a circle

omg it lookS LIKE THAT BECAUSE

IT TURNS

THINGS

ON

#DONE

I will never look at a power button the same way again

why did this even get notes jfc i made this on a whim i didnt plan for this whats happENNGING

jslutscanada: Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:17:55 +0800

jslutscanada:

Can we just take a minute to slow clap for tumblr’s staff because they put this on the front page of tumblr:

They get us.

angelwingsandplaid: averypottermormon: thetremblingofmyhand: My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:54:46 +0800

angelwingsandplaid:

averypottermormon:

thetremblingofmyhand:

My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.

But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.

Do you see how this might be an issue?

you’re my hero

I love you, be my best friend.

vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:31:22 +0800

vikingstorytime:

liquiddittyfloats:

who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere

#walk into the club like whaddup i eat people

insert-awesome-title-here: jensensparkles: adrimnzr: ruffalowildwings: lilcalcifer: we found...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:08:19 +0800

insert-awesome-title-here:

jensensparkles:

adrimnzr:

ruffalowildwings:

lilcalcifer:

we found love in a mildly disappointing place

now you’re just somebody that i know by first name

tonight, we are average age

i walk this fairly populated road

carry on my adequately well-adjusted son

translucent paradise

lieutenant-kevin-riley: suicidallyreckless: fuckyeahauthordog: case-for-eviction: Do you ever...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:44:52 +0800

lieutenant-kevin-riley:

suicidallyreckless:

fuckyeahauthordog:

case-for-eviction:

Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’

Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”

You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”

How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this

I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”

English is weird.

Forever grateful that English is my first language.

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: g...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:21:52 +0800

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

familyfriendlyurl: coolscar: familyfriendlyurl: why do all superheroes have their names end with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:58:23 +0800

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR FAVOURITE HORSE RIDER

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:35:21 +0800

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

longlivesherlock:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THIS IS A CROP

IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN

THIS IS A WHIP

IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE

IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN

NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN

Is it just me or does this have Sherlock fandom written all over it

I made it. Of COURSE it has Sherlock fandom written all over it.

sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:11:54 +0800

sushiandpie:

phantoms4evr:

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black market.

now ur talkin

Wanna know something I learnt?

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:48:52 +0800

julieftws:

thecarpenterwizard:

winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:

In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.

So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code word- It’s a code Sherlock knew John would know- being a soldier!

Holy…..

That awkward moment when you try to make new friends

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:25:50 +0800

laugh-addict:

fuckerpunch: i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:02:22 +0800

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

susannaholmes: nobletatennant: ohmygod

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:39:17 +0800

susannaholmes:

nobletatennant:

ohmygod

madsturbating: There are some things in this world that I don’t understand and this photo is one of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:15:54 +0800

madsturbating:

There are some things in this world that I don’t understand

and this photo is one of those things